Smoking My Friends Down to the Filter

I travel a lot. I write sketches, do improv, stand up comedy, and just artsy stuff in general. I toured with a pop band and it was the worst thing ever. Did some short films that you will never see. I get asked to punch up other peoples work a lot. The credit for the title of this blog belongs to Tom Waits. If you got to this site by clicking on a link to a specific post you can go back to the main blog page by clicking on the "Smoking My Friends Down to the Filter" text at the top. Check out my tweets below and follow me there. Now read on you crazy diamond!

The Light that Never Warms: Cellar Door

bmaxwell:

Some say that “cellar door” is the most beautiful phrase in the English language. I know the ugliest string of syllables, or at least a finalist for the honor:

Nelly Furtado.

My god. Say it. Say it aloud.

First off, let’s start with Nelly. This is just a goofy name - it sounds like jelly, plus…

7 months ago

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