I travel a lot. I write sketches, do improv, stand up comedy, and just artsy stuff in general. I toured with a pop band and it was the worst thing ever. Did some short films that you will never see. I get asked to punch up other peoples work a lot. The credit for the title of this blog belongs to Tom Waits. If you got to this site by clicking on a link to a specific post you can go back to the main blog page by clicking on the "Smoking My Friends Down to the Filter" text at the top. Check out my tweets below and follow me there. Now read on you crazy diamond!
I found some old stand up material I wrote but that did not make the cut. Here is a piece of a bit about girls leaving you for their exes.
Or how about we have a history, yeah it was a shitty history, you didn’t see the jews running back to Hitler whenever they were freed. “Now I know things are rough, and you killed my whole family, but I can’t just turn my back on this awesome camp experience! We have a history!”
