Smoking My Friends Down to the Filter

I travel a lot. I write sketches, do improv, stand up comedy, and just artsy stuff in general. I toured with a pop band and it was the worst thing ever. Did some short films that you will never see. I get asked to punch up other peoples work a lot. The credit for the title of this blog belongs to Tom Waits. If you got to this site by clicking on a link to a specific post you can go back to the main blog page by clicking on the "Smoking My Friends Down to the Filter" text at the top. Check out my tweets below and follow me there. Now read on you crazy diamond!

Shoes

Real conversation from last night.

Friend One: What size shoes you wear?

Friend Two: Ten and a half.

Levi: Damn! You got those little baby feet huh? Well at least it has to be easy to get shoes.

Friend Two: Not really.

ME: Yeah, back to school shoppers must really clear out those kids shoes.

Friend One: This one time I walked into a shoe store and was so messed up I didnt realize I walked out with the new shoes on my feet still.

ME: HAHA, you thief!

Friend One: No man, the shoes I left were four times more expensive than the ones I accidentally left with! Fucking stupid…

8 months ago