Smoking My Friends Down to the Filter

Photobucket I travel a lot. I write sketches, do improv, stand up comedy, and just artsy stuff in general. I toured with a pop band and it was the worst thing ever. Did some short films that you will never see. I get asked to punch up other peoples work a lot. The credit for the title of this blog belongs to Tom Waits. If you got to this site by clicking on a link to a specific post you can go back to the main blog page by clicking on the "Smoking My Friends Down to the Filter" text at the top. Check out my tweets below and follow me there. Now read on you crazy diamond!

The Original!

Sometimes when someone new starts following me on Twitter I will look at their profile to see if I know them personally. Well this girl added me and I saw we had some mutual friends but still didn’t know who she was. So I took a look at her Twitpic profile and found something way cooler. This girl has an accidental nip slip on her profile! So needless to say she lost some points in my book.

The Breakdown (Translation)!

Sometimes when someone new starts following me on Twitter I will look at their profile to see if I know them personally. Well this girl added me and I saw we had some mutual friends but still didn’t know who she was.

When a new girl starts following me I look to see if they are someone I would bang. And what friends we both know to help make it happen.

So I took a look at her Twitpic profile and found something way cooler. This girl has an accidental nip slip on her profile!

Holy shit awesome!

So needless to say she lost some points in my book.

So needless to say she gained some points in the “Would I Bone Her” book.

Alright girls who follow me on Twitter, search your Twitpic accounts for that nip slip and see if it is you I just wrote about!


9 months ago