My brother and I have a friend who does security work where he locks shit down so people can not break in. He does it on a crazy level where he gets contracted out. Fully automated systems with biometric scanners and the works. So he was pricing some stuff out for us and he goes “What we will do is put some hidden CO2 tanks in that we use for putting out fires and then if someone breaks in an alarm will go off and tell them they have a certain amount of time to get out before the CO2 fills the room. If they don’t it will disperse all the oxygen in the room and instantly knock them out.” My brother and I were like “Well thats cool and all but wont it kill them?” And he goes “Well yeah if the cops don’t get there in a couple of minutes.” And we were like “No man! That is a crazy liability, we cant be risking people dying!” And his response was “Well yeah but motherfuckers wont try and break into your place anymore!”
Smoking My Friends Down to the Filter
I travel a lot. I write sketches, do improv, stand up comedy, and just artsy stuff in general. I toured with a pop band and it was the worst thing ever. Did some short films that you will never see. I get asked to punch up other peoples work a lot. The credit for the title of this blog belongs to Tom Waits. If you got to this site by clicking on a link to a specific post you can go back to the main blog page by clicking on the "Smoking My Friends Down to the Filter" text at the top. Check out my tweets below and follow me there. Now read on you crazy diamond!
