Alternate title is “How Quickly I Can Take A Normal Conversation To Crazy Town!”
Part One: Banter.
Allison: Sucks. Sucks huge donkey balls.
ME: Now that IS a game you would like to play.
Allison: You’re extra mean sometimes.
ME: How was that extra mean?
Allison: I don’t ever want to play the game donkey balls.
ME: Well man up because I signed you up for fear factor! And Joe Rogan is my boy so I got the inside scoop that you will be playing that game. So chin up and go win daddy some moneys!
Allison: They’re boiled. No biggie.
ME: Point to you.
Part Two: Call Back (A few hours later)
Allison: I’m so bummed you didn’t get an amazing wet burrito….
ME: Look, don’t degrade yourself by giving your vagina those nicknames. I told you maybe next time I will get it, and get it hard.
Allison: Donkey balls.
ME: Now you’re degrading my balls…is there no limit with you madam?!
