My brother and I have a friend who is hilarious just because of the way he thinks about things. Here is what he had to say about having to do community service.
Friend: I mean I was only there for stealing a box of condoms, and I leave the site for a minute to check my car because two guys walked off the job and I left my car unlocked so I had to go lock it. When I came back they tried sending me home. I was like “I went to lock my doors because there are fucking thieves around! Give me a break!”
Me: You do realize the irony in that right? You were one of the thieves who were around.
Friend: Huh?
