I travel a lot. I write sketches, do improv, stand up comedy, and just artsy stuff in general. I toured with a pop band and it was the worst thing ever. Did some short films that you will never see. I get asked to punch up other peoples work a lot. The credit for the title of this blog belongs to Tom Waits. If you got to this site by clicking on a link to a specific post you can go back to the main blog page by clicking on the "Smoking My Friends Down to the Filter" text at the top. Check out my tweets below and follow me there. Now read on you crazy diamond!
This is what you have to tolerate to date me…being the one to take a screen shot of it and sending it to me recommending I post it on my humor blog is what it takes to be a keeper. What does it say about me that I am not ashamed of posting something so dirty, but I am ashamed of leaving an “L” out of “Well”? I also really like that she said “Hole” on accident. We are dirty on accident, and she is correct…her holes inspire me.
