Toyota: And the how you would use our tech to better the world.
This bullshit is never going to get put into action Toyota. You got a bunch of dreamers on camera to go “I would use it to make an amusement park green, blah blah blah…” Just to make it seem like you are going to go out of your way to put these into action. I have an idea as well Toyota, let’s take your sudden acceleration problem and put it on rocket ships. Maybe we can hit the speed of light with it and spin it into not being a problem…
Olay: And the less water in your body wash.
Yeah, who wants water in their body wash? Oh wait…me! Because you know what body wash is without water…A bar of fucking soap! If I want a bar of soap I will use a bar of soap, if I want body wash I will take said bar of soap and blend it with water and then have body wash.
Trojan Condoms: And the like us on Facebook and get free condoms.
If you “Like” Trojan on Facebook you get free condoms! You know what is great about this? Waiting for your condoms…by mail! If you are having sex you aren’t waiting around for the mail to do so.
Guy One: Hey man, you trying to roll tonight?
Guy Two: Hold on, let me check the mail.
Guy Two comes back inside from checking mail.
Guy Two: Sorry, can’t go, my condoms didn’t come yet.
Guy One: What the fuck?!
Guy Two: If I go and meet a girl I wont have condoms to get up in it bro!
Guy One: Just go buy them!
Guy Two: Nah, fucking isn’t that important to me. I just need to wait this shit out man. Go on without me.
