I travel a lot. I write sketches, do improv, stand up comedy, and just artsy stuff in general. I toured with a pop band and it was the worst thing ever. Did some short films that you will never see. I get asked to punch up other peoples work a lot. The credit for the title of this blog belongs to Tom Waits. If you got to this site by clicking on a link to a specific post you can go back to the main blog page by clicking on the "Smoking My Friends Down to the Filter" text at the top. Check out my tweets below and follow me there. Now read on you crazy diamond!
Brittany: This episode was a guy trying to rape this lady in her house. And it was her husband.
Me: You watch some crazy shit…lol.
Brittany: Pretty sure I wouldn’t wanna be fully attacked and raped but ok.
Me: Well I will write that in my journal, but I am pretty sure that was already in my “Already Know” column.
Brittany: Ok good thing.
Me: Yeah, some things I already do know.
