Smoking My Friends Down to the Filter

Photobucket I travel a lot. I write sketches, do improv, stand up comedy, and just artsy stuff in general. I toured with a pop band and it was the worst thing ever. Did some short films that you will never see. I get asked to punch up other peoples work a lot. The credit for the title of this blog belongs to Tom Waits. If you got to this site by clicking on a link to a specific post you can go back to the main blog page by clicking on the "Smoking My Friends Down to the Filter" text at the top. Check out my tweets below and follow me there. Now read on you crazy diamond!

Looking For A Storage Unit!

Looking for a place to rent. Not too cheap, but not overly expensive. Here is the deal. Every so often my penis will get hard and will be too cumbersome for me to just haul around all over the place. So a few hours every day I need a place to store it. Now this is not a huge penis but it is above average. So most places will be snug for it but please no mansions. Also I am not averse to keeping it in your shed in the back if that is something you are willing to do. So please only serious offers. Men need not apply.

1 year ago