I travel a lot. I write sketches, do improv, stand up comedy, and just artsy stuff in general. I toured with a pop band and it was the worst thing ever. Did some short films that you will never see. I get asked to punch up other peoples work a lot. The credit for the title of this blog belongs to Tom Waits. If you got to this site by clicking on a link to a specific post you can go back to the main blog page by clicking on the "Smoking My Friends Down to the Filter" text at the top. Check out my tweets below and follow me there. Now read on you crazy diamond!
Brittany: People think you’re gay? HAHAHAHA
Me: Yeah, we had this talk. A lot of people think I am. It’s always like the first thing they think apparently. I guess I give off a strong gay vibe. That or it’s because I’m normally sucking dicks when I first meet people…it could go either way really…
