I dont sit on couches with big foot rests or where one part of the couch sticks out where you can lay because those are only for fucking…If you are a dude and bought one of these types of couches it is only because you saw it and said “Hey it would be cool to fuck someone on that.” And then when they have friends over and they are sitting there they are thinking to themselves “Look at him, sitting there where I came…What an idiot! LULZ”
Smoking My Friends Down to the Filter
I travel a lot. I write sketches, do improv, stand up comedy, and just artsy stuff in general. I toured with a pop band and it was the worst thing ever. Did some short films that you will never see. I get asked to punch up other peoples work a lot. The credit for the title of this blog belongs to Tom Waits. If you got to this site by clicking on a link to a specific post you can go back to the main blog page by clicking on the "Smoking My Friends Down to the Filter" text at the top. Check out my tweets below and follow me there. Now read on you crazy diamond!
