Sometimes a girl will say something really really stupid on facebook and you want to respond being a dick so badly. But before you respond with being a dick you look at her whole picture, not just the thumbnail. In order to make sure you aren’t burning any very important, very sexy ass bridges.
Smoking My Friends Down to the Filter
I travel a lot. I write sketches, do improv, stand up comedy, and just artsy stuff in general. I toured with a pop band and it was the worst thing ever. Did some short films that you will never see. I get asked to punch up other peoples work a lot. The credit for the title of this blog belongs to Tom Waits. If you got to this site by clicking on a link to a specific post you can go back to the main blog page by clicking on the "Smoking My Friends Down to the Filter" text at the top. Check out my tweets below and follow me there. Now read on you crazy diamond!




