December 2010
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The Diogenes Club
I would love to open a coffee shop by the name of The Diogenes Club, based on the fictional club created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. It would be a regular coffee shop like any other but everything would be Sherlock Holmes references. There would be a picture of “Our Founder” that would be an old drawing of what some thought Mycroft Holmes (Sherlocks older and considerably smarter...
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And Then There Were Many →
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BonerJamz oh 11!
I will be spending my New Years Eve just trying to not get a boner in public. That and spending time with my boys Josh and Dave from Every Avenue. I am going to boner them so good. But I have work the next day so no staying out too late…Start the bidding for my date now ladies. Stipulation is you aren’t allowed to bang them…don’t be a slut about it girls. Bidding starts at...
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Polish Momentum
My Polish friend was telling me about going to Catholic Mass on Christmas day. He brought up how all the girls dress and I came to the conclusion that Poland is the New Jersey of Europe. So there was Jersey, then New Jersey, and now I believe that Poland needs to be renamed. New New Jersey is too obvious, what’s Polish for Guido?
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Clear Thinking
I got into an argument with my Christian friend because he said he believes environmentalism is a stepping stone to lead people into godlessness. My argument was “You’re fucking retarded.” Logic wins again you guys.
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“They use to take cod from Alaska all the way to China. They’d keep them in vats...”
– Catfish (via daniipants)
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The Candy Man
There is this guy we call The Candy Man, I had his real name up and it fits in the nickname because it is some great alliteration, but decided maybe I shouldn’t post it. He has this name because he is a drug dealer who only works with pills. Well one day he brought up that he used to be a CI, or a confidential informant for those not in the know with police lingo. Basically a guy who...